But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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