So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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