This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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