Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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