hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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