how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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