spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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