I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
