are you so shy because you have an std?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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