dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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