I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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