Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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