Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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