He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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