I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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