I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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