I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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