I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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