I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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