did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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