nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need help removing her.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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