There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Randomize