So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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