i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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