Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
