Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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