4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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