Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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