I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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