problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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