if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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