Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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