I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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