oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
