so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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