More tranny stories later!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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