oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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