We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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