If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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