Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
