SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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