Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize