I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No stitches, just platelets and will power
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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