i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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