I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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