how can u be prego again
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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