i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize