i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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