You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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