If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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