Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i think i just lost a toe
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
