Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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