I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
