Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You can't special order awesome
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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