Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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